fuckyeahdwightschrute:
catherinehepburn:
fuckyeahtvpicspam:
Jim: What is that? It is your birthday, period.
Dwight: It’s a statement of fact.
Jim: Not even an exclamation point?
Dwight: This is more professional. It’s not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
Jim: I can’t believe how bad this looks.
Dwight: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man’s.
Jim: Okay, good then.
The Office 5x14, Lecture Circuit Pt. 1
(via calikalie)
Fact, Dwight also has the strength of a normal human being, plus the strength of an unborn fetus, FACT.
I love how she thinks she can possibly get her precious little pooch back alive. Sister, I’m sorry, but you’ll be lucky if you find a pile of Daisy’s bones…
Stupid fucking Cunt should be charged for negligence if you ask me. If I saw a Coyote coming after my Loca, I’d die before I let it farm my Loca dog. What the fuck do you expect when you live in a wooded area that’s next to a State Park with a dog that couldn’t defend itself from a rabid rabbit.
God I can’t stand this overrated, under-talented retarded bitch.
Oh
justkidney:
How pissed was I last night when they had a 2 hour long “Biggest Loser” instead of Hell’s Kitchen, ya donkey!?!?!?
The answer is: very pissed.
Agreed.
Also pissed that they keep reaplaying the same episodes of Mr.Ramsey’s shows “Kitchen Nightmares” and “F Word” on BBC America!
“
I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn’t like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way. ”
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The “Candlefish” have so much oil in them, when they are dried out, they can be used as a candle! Hence the name!
oldfilmsflicker:
i lied. i had one more in me.
How could he say those things about Mickey?
When the map is right, it’s right.
I’m sorry I’ve been addicted to these motovational pictures tonight. Seriously though, wtf, I WANT ANSWERS.
